Sunday, April 27, 2003

SEX TIP - #2 Dear sex tip counselor, I’m a single, successful bachelor who works as a consultant for computer companies, and I’m in a relationship with a girl who’s 18 and about to graduate high school. We have terrific sex, and I think she’s perfect in every way, but she sees flaws. In fact, she’s been getting on me for a month or two now about her graduation present. See, she has an “outie”-a bellybutton that sticks out. Now, I find this just the cutest thing, and when we’re having sex, I feel it rubbing into my body, and for some reason, it gets me even more excited. Well, Jill wants to get surgery to have it “fixed.” In fact, she’s thinking of getting a job at McDonalds on the weekends (which would cut into our time together considerably) to save up the money. I really like this girl just the way she is, and the idea of her working to save up money just to get this done is really making me nervous. Any ideas? wuba53, via the internet Dear Dot-com dude, Why are you so riled up about a bellybutton change? You say you’re making the good dough, so what’s stopping you from just giving her the cash? What could it be to fix a bellybutton, a grand or two? I understand that you like Jill just the way she is, but since Jill doesn’t like Jill the way she is, that’s going to be a problem. I truly doubt that you started dating this girl on the basis of her “outie,” even though now it’s become something endearing to you. wuba53, it’s not like she’s looking to get a boob job or collagen injections or a nose job, so why not erase all your problems in one shot? Throw the bucks for her little procedure. This will make her happy, won’t set you back too much, and eliminate the need for her to go get a job at some greasy, fast-food joint where she’ll probably develop acne. Just think of how grateful she’ll be, and how she’ll show it. That’s worth some disposable income and a bellybutton any day, right? More sex tips at 18eighteen.com - Ask the Master! 6:57:17 PM    comment [] SEX TIP - #1 Dear sex tip counselor, I’am 27, and I’ve been dating this young girl for about five months now, and every time we’re having sex, whenever I try and get a little anal, she doesn’t want to do it. Sometimes I’ll ease out of her if we’re doing it doggie style, and try and sneak my tip up against her brown-eye, but she just moves her pussy back up against my cock for more straight fucking. What can I do? -Chris Dear Chris, You can start by getting a clue. It’s obvious that you don’t get the message-she’s not ready, so why are you trying to “sneak” it in? You’re making two big mistakes. First, you’re not even beginning to take her concerns into consideration. In fact, it looks like you don’t even have the faintest idea what her concerns are or even might be. Second, by trying to just go ahead and do it without discussing it, you’re making yourself out to be a self-centered jerk who doesn’t care about anything but getting some ass. Imagine how you would feel if she were giving you a blowjob and without you expecting it, she stuffed a dildo into your ass? Get the point? The first thing you should do is talk to her, find out why she’s not interested in anal sex. She may be afraid that it might hurt, she might think it’s taboo, she might be enjoying regular intercourse and not ready to move on to new options. You’re 27, remember, and she’s considerably younger. If sex is relatively new to her, she may only now be getting the hang of it, and enjoying what she knows and feels comfortable with. For you to thrust anal sex on her (pun intended) you’re coming off as inconsiderate, which you are. Once you establish some dialogue on anal sex, she may be ready to try it. I can tell you this - if you continue with your immature, selfish behavior when it comes to anal sex, the only behind you’ll be getting is “left behind.” More sex tips at 18eighteen.com - Ask the Master! 12:33:04 PM    comment []

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