Saturday, May 10, 2003

SEX TIP - #4 Dear sex tip counselor, One of my friends says that swallowing semen is bad for you. She told me that she read somewhere that a famous rock star had to go get her stomach pumped because she swallowed something like 5 quarts of it. She also told me that there are thousands of calories in cum, and that even a little bit of it could make you get fat real quick. I am not into BBW sex, you know... Please let me know if this is true. Megan Dear Megan, Your friend is pulling your leg, probably because she’s got her own issues about swallowing semen. The average male can ejaculate approximately a teaspoon of semen per orgasm. Each contains 200 - 500 million sperm, however, that doesn’t translate to calories, as there are only 5 - 7 calories total. Sperm only makes up a small percent of semen, however. Semen is comprised largely of: Fructose (a sugar), water, protein, various enzymes and vitamins, including vitamin C. But, just as the old wive’s tail of semen being packed with calories is false, so too is the rumor that it’s so protein rich that it will enhance your health. To see any significant health benefits, you would have to drink gallons a day. I recommend you stick with other sources. As to the urban legend that a rock star needed to have her stomach pumped after swallowing several quarts of semen, it’s just that, an urban legend. Attached to several different musicians and actors suspected of having alternative-lifestyle encounters, reports of such a stomach pumping are 100% false. In addition, when you consider that the average male only ejaculates that one teaspoon, a single quart of semen would take 192 ejaculations. Not only do I not believe any jaw is capable of producing this many ejaculations in a single night, the relatively inert contents of semen would not pose significant health risks, other than perhaps a stomach ache. Tell your friend that if she’s concerned about swallowing semen, she had better come up with better reasons than old wive’s tales and urban legends. More sex tips at 18eighteen.com - Ask the Master! 1:48:31 PM    comment [] SEX TIP - #3 Dear sex tip counselor, I’m just starting to go out with this girl who’s a gymnast, she might even get a college scholarship when she graduates. We’ve been fooling around, and the other night she let me go down on her for the first time. Now, I’ve eaten a lot of girls, but this was the first time a girl’s pussy really tasted strong. Not bad, but I mean strong. I think it’s cause she’s such a health freak and is always drinking wheat grass and shit, and eating mushroom burgers and tofu kinda stuff. Like I said, it’s not really bad, but it does kinda make it tougher to really go at her for too long, you know? Anyway, it’s really something I don’t want to become a problem, so I’m asking for some help. Conrad, via e-mail Dear Conrad, You’re a pretty bright guy, Conrad, looking to find a way to make the problem disappear on your end rather than hers. And, you may be right about why her pussy has such a different taste. Just as a man’s semen is affected by what he eats and drinks, a woman’s vaginal fluid can be affected the same way. My suggestion is a simple one. Try some experimentation with some flavored oils, etc., when you’re fooling around. Some of those oils get warm when you blow on them, and come in cherry, chocolate, banana, etc. Or, just as girls use menthol coughdrops and breath mints when they’re giving head, you can do the same. Some women experience greater orgasms with some of these aids, and it’ll almost assuredly compensate for the stronger taste of her vaginal fluids. Besides, if you can work up the stamina to give her a good tongue-bath for the duration of the average breath-mint, she’s going to be ready to have that tongue of yours bronzed. More sex tips at 18eighteen.com - Ask the Master! 12:32:48 AM    comment []

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