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MAY 14 2003
I only had 2 days in St. Maarten, and I'd never been there before, so I felt a little anxious as I cleared customs and headed to the rental car counters. First bit of good news was a cute little Peugot 2 seater hardtop/convertible for $70/day......now it's off to find a cheap hotel and locate the 5 brothels before dark.
Using the directions from Dutchie's and Surfer's reports on TSM travel , I easily found the road heading north out of Philipsburg along the Salt Pond.
The first thing that impressed me was how small this island was.....The casas were easy enough to find.......Le Petit Chateau was in a landfill area a stones throw from downtown.......Seamen's Club (I love the name!) was around the corner heading up the hills in Sucker Garden.......Defiance Haven was at the top of the hill on the same road, and continuing north, Sunset Retreat was at the bottom of that hill and Casa Blanca a mile further, just before the French border.
Just beyond the border was a lovely bay called Oyster Pond, with a marina and several small hotels and a restaurant on the water.
So I got a room there for $60 a night - no phone or TV, but I had no time for that anyway......so it's time to check out the daytime action, so I head to the largest casa, Defiance. There's 2 girls milling about outside, 3 or 4 more inside at the bar, and I'm starting to have my doubts about this place...
I head back towards my hotel and stop at Casa Blanca, where a cute little Flacita is waving at me from the front steps. She leads me into a large open room with a bar and a stage, 4 or 5 chicas inside......es todo sexy Dominicanas! We head downstairs to her room after paying a $3 fee to the bar (only place that did this).....no A/C in her room (again, the only place like that) but at least a nice big fan........she's typical of every girl I encountered there - CBJ, no DFK, and $50 for 20 minutes......she's nice and tight, and eager, ad I'm out of there just under the time limit.
One more thing to take care of before dark, as I cruise the downtown streets and some locals on a corner call out to me......gee, I wonder what they want? Well, $20 later and I've got some fine local herb for the weekend.
After a French Caribbean dinner of Creole Lobster and Conch Chowder at the waterfront restaurant across from my hotel (Captain Oliver's) it's time to get serious.
I hit the Defiace Haven just after 10 pm......previous reports indicated that this was the premier casa on the Island, with 40 to 50 girls available......well, not anymore - there were no more than 20 at the most.....in other words, it was slim pickens! And there wasdn't a single girl there I wanted to ****, and the Viagra had already taken effect.
So I head back towards town and stop at the next place, Seamen's Club......and like the other 4 casas, 15 to 20 sexy naked models working (tops!), but this place had a few prospects.......I ended up with a double - two friends from Cali......and to my surprise, the 'lesbian show' they promised was awesome! And so was all the real sex that followed! They ignored the 20 minute limit posted on the door, the A/C was crankin' (this is important in the Caribbean!) and I'm a very happy man as I fly home in my convertible.
Next day was my only full day, so it was time to head to the beach. 37 to choose from, but one of the closest to my hotel is the famous Orient Beach (Baie Oriente), supposedly the Caribbean Cote' de Azur. Well, it did'nt disappoint......powdery white sand, clear blue waters, and lots of topless girls and just plain naked people!! Good looking, too, compared to other Clothing Optional beaches I've been to. My mission on this last night is to hit all 5 casas and find the most beautiful girl(s) available. First stop is Le Petit Chateau - and this place is not my type. Nothing but chubby women, BBW sex if you want ......and I'm being kind here......it seems this place is for the girls that the other 4 places won't hire.
Next it's back to Casa Blanca, and there I find a delightfully beautiful negrita with a big black ass....off we go, but at 20 minutes she stops cold and I'm not done yet.......she wants another $50 to continue, but I've got 3 casas to go and only 1 blue pill left so I'm outta there. I figure I'd give Defiance Haven one more chance, but it's the same story again tonight......this place has the potential, but it seems that its glory days have passed, so I head to the only casa I haven't been to, the Sunset Retreat. Another all-Dominican lineup, a small main room with the music blaring, and I'm gone in about 5 minutes.
Now I know, you've got to spend at least an hour in these places to see all the chicas, but now I've got other ideas......maybe the best girl was one of my duo from last night, a 4'10", 85# Calena named Jessica (YES-ica). This time it was just me & her, and it was great......you always get better service on a return visit (I remembered this from Curacao) and we had a wonderful session, including a prolonged 69.....I guess they don't watch the clock here, so Seamen's Club is now my favorite spot on the island.
I arranged for one more visit with Jessica on my way to the Airport the next day, and even at 11am there are 8 to 10 chicas available......so this is now the #1 place on the Island, but for pure mongering this place has nothing on Curacao. Here's the Breakdown:
ST. MAARTEN.........................................CURACAO
5 Brothels- 15 girls each .....................1 brothel with 150 chicas
$50 for 20 minutes - ...........................50 guilders for 20 minutes No takeout ...................................... ($28 last time I went)
2 strip clubs - availability unknown.........4 strip clubs w/ takeout $80-$100
37 great beaches................................ 4 or 5 OK beaches lots of nudity (French side)...................no nudity
Mountainous, verdant...........................Flat and desert-like
Viagra by prescription only...................Over the counter
Jessica told me she'd be working in Curacao Oct - Dec. She likes it better there even though it's less money per trick.......said she would go days only seeing a couple of guys in St. Maarten......that would never happen in a place as lively as Campo Alegre in Curacao - the largest and best Brothel in the Caribbean!
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