Tuesday, 9 December 2003

Sonic Alert Sonic Boom Alarm Clock with Super Shaker Bed Vibrator

I gotta have one of these!

Sonic Alert Sonic Boom Alarm Clock with Super Shaker Bed Vibrator
[RETAIL: $70]
This alarm clock is meant to wake the hearing impaired with its triple-pronged attack on z's, but it also works on the terminally lazy. The 113-dB (think, rock concert) siren, 12-volt under-the-mattress shaker attachment, and ability to make the bedside light flash incessantly may even be enough get me to the church on time after a night of drunken debauchery. As a test, I set the alarm for 8 am and slumbered off to Snoresville -- I just about wet the bed when the Sonic Alert assaulted me with a banshee wail, earthquake rumble, and lightning storm. I suppose the next version of this sleep-slayer will pull your blankets off and dump ice water on your crotch. -- Brian Lam
[RATING: 9/10] [ sonicalert.com]

[listening to: It's All About the Pentiums - Weird Al Yankovic ]
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ABC Sport - Cricket - Waugh defends bowling attack after draw

"Australian Test cricket captain Steve Waugh has defended his bowlers after the first Test against India at the Gabba in Brisbane ended in a draw. India finished on 2 for 73 in its second innings, far adrift of the 199 runs it needed for the outright win. A surprise declaration from Waugh at 3 for 284 in Australia's second innings had set the Indians the target with 23 overs left to play. The Indians needed to score at 8.67 runs an over, and suffered two early setbacks when Test debutant Nathan Bracken claimed two wickets from two balls in the second over."

It was a draw, but at least it was exciting to the end.

[listening to: Santa Claus Is Back in Town - Elvis Presley ]
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