SYCOPHANCY ON PARADE
Frank is having a contest (with currently unknown rules and activities, much like a blogging version of Fear Factor), and I'm gonna give it try.
But first, I'm gonna grease the skids a little by helping along Frank's Instajihad
Point one: Glenn Reynolds is evil. Evil people often have hordes of evil ninja minions available to do their evil bidding. Frank must protect himself from the evil ninja hordes (if he waits for them to attack), and he must be able to conquer them (if he goes on the offensive). Therefore he needs a weapon of great power. Behold! I give you:
The Samurai 3000 Ninja Sword
Point two: Before Glenn Reynolds can be defeated, he must first be weakened. His power as a higher being comes from his popularity. His popularity can be sabotaged by spreading lies about how evil he is. Therefore I can help soften up the enemy with this piece of eye-witness testimony about Glen's evil puppy-blending habit:
"Glenn tricked my into following him home by offering me crystal meth, then he tried to put me in a blender."
By the way, Frank, if I strangle a hippy, can I get a permalink?
posted by Harvey at 10:21:59 PM permalink HOME
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