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	Friday, August 22, 2003

FILTHY LIES    Frank says we need more lies about Evil Glenn.   I can't help much there. I'm too honest.   However, when I was talking with Evil Glenn the other day, I did discover something quite shocking. We were discussing some of our favorite retired comic strip writers...   Harv: Yeah, I miss Gary Larson, too. And I always really liked Bloom County. Some people said it was just a Doonesbury wanna-be, but I thought  it was quite innovative.   Evil Glenn: I agree. I really liked Opus. I love penguins. In fact, I even have a small, penguin-related business on the side. Let me show you something on my computer.   Harv: Penguinperv.com?   Evil Glenn: One of my favorite web-cam sites.         Harv: Does that book say "Instapundit" on the cover?   Evil Glenn: Yup.   Harv: Why does that penguin have an odd little smile on his face?   Evil Glenn: Obviously he REALLY enjoys what he's looking at. And I guarantee you he's not reading it for the articles.   Harv: You published a book of penguin porn?   Evil Glenn: Yup. Nothing more erotic than a penguin. The stark black-and-white contrast, the beak, those tiny feathers... indeed.   Harv: You sick, vile, sub-human pervert!   Evil Glenn: Geez, Harv, relax. Puppy smoothie?   Harv: Get away from me!   Evil Glenn: Say... has anyone ever told you that you look like a hobo? [reaching slowly for whacking hammer]   Harv: AAAAAAHH! [flees in terror]   So the truth is out. Evil Glenn publishes penguin porn on the side. Just one more reason...   Instapundo Delenda Est!       [hat tip to Intergalactic Capitalist for the pic]     UPDATE (8/27/03): Over at Alliance HQ, I provide further evidence of Evil Glenn's penguin porn production.   posted by Harvey at 9:17:49 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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