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	Wednesday, August 27, 2003

200 WORDS OR LESS: HAUNTED HOUSE (A FILTHY LIE)   Today's question comes from the book, "The Conversation Piece":   --------------- #288 How much money would a person have to pay you to spend one night alone in an old mansion that is supposedly haunted? ---------------     Actually, I did it for a dollar just last week. As I lay awake in the terrifying shadows...     Harv: This ain't so bad. Easiest buck I ever made.   Spectre: WHOOOoooOOO! WHOOOoooOOO! [*trip* CRASH!] OW! Stupid darkness!   Harv: Who's there?   Spectre: 'Tis I, Bob Marley. You will be visited by three ghosts tonight….   Harv: That was Jacob Marley, asshat, and... are you drinking a puppy shake?   Spectre: ...Crap. Ok, I'm the spirit of Evil Glenn.   Harv: You're... you're DEAD?   Spectre: What a bigoted thing to say! Just because I'm incorporeal, you automatically assume I'm dead. Animist!   Harv: Right. Sorry. So, what's your gig?   Spectre: I'm in league with Satan. In exchange for my already black and rotted soul, he gave me ultimate power over the blogosphere.   Harv: Old news, freakshow. Gimme something I can take to HQ.   Spectre: Isn't it obvious? I violate the sanctity of your home at an ungodly hour and I'm as annoying as a Frenchman at a UN Security Council meeting. Figure it out.   Harv: You're a TELEMARKETER?   Spectre: Reviewed your insurance needs, lately?   Harv: NOOOOOOOOO! No dollar is worth this! [flees in terror]       Evil Glenn is an insurance telemarketer. Spread the word.   Instapundo Delenda Est!   posted by Harvey at 9:17:24 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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