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	Wednesday, February 18, 2004

EVIL GLENN'S CHILDREN'S STORIES (A FILTHY LIE) While shopping for the Stephen King's latest installment in the Dark Tower series at Amazon.com (I REALLY hope he finishes the whole thing before he gets hit by another van), I came across a book entitled "Evil Mother Glenn's Nursery Rhymes". Curious, I used the "search inside" feature to find out what our vile nemesis has been scribbling. Here's a sample of what I found: Reynolds had a little lamb Its fleece was black as night Killing hobos with its fangs... Uh, something here's not right. Mary, Mary quite contrary How does your garden grow With hobo bods Beneath the sod Cuz I'm Glenn's bitch, you know. Hey diddle diddle The cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over the moon The little dog laughed to see such sport And was promptly blended for his insolence. Old Glenn Cole was an evil old soul and a viscious puppy blender was he Did a quick robot dance Put a penguin in his pants And girly-punched Frank J with glee Old Glenn Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get a glass of warm puppy goo But when he got there The cupboard was bare So he murdered a hobo in lieu Little Glenn Horner Sat in a corner Eating his puppy pie He stuck in his thumb It wasn't a plumb He'd skewered the poor doggy's eye! Peter, Peter, puppy eater Mixed his dog shakes with a beater "Glenn may like to use a blender, But my way makes them much more tender" Baa baa Instapundit have you any pups? Yes sir, yes sir, three big cups. One is for breakfast, one is for lunch One is for the afterglow when Frank J. I punch. Glenn Reynolds is a sick, sick man. INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST! posted by Harvey at 10:44:20 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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