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	Wednesday, May 05, 2004

IMPROVING KERRY'S SITE (A PRECISION GUIDED HUMOR ASSIGNMENT) When I saw John Kerry's "I wanna be your president" web site, my first thought was that there was some sort of hiccup in Google, because, judging by the pictures, I'd been misdirected to some sort of Herman Munster fan page. But upon closer inspection, I decided it probably was Kerry. After that, I noticed how dull and drab it was. Definitely needed some spicing up. Here are some suggestions. Get a comic strip - in order to boost traffic, an entertaining daily feature would be helpful. Chris Muir does a great strip called "Day by Day". Perhaps he could do one called "Flip by Flop", wherein he could chronicle Kerry's zany adventures as he attempts to nuance his way out of the corners he's constantly talking his way into. He could sell some John Kerry action figures. (via Larry of Extreme Psychosis) Some pictures of the Mekong Delta so he doesn't get confused next time he goes to Louisiana. A prominent link to Democratic Underground, since he gets most of his material there anyway. Images to help people visualize what his mandatory national service program would look like. A fun quiz might be nice. A list of his favorite things like: Favorite Batman villain: Two Face Favorite Chewing Gum: Doublemint Favorite Star Trek Episode: Mirror, Mirror Favorite Circus Freak: Chang & Eng Bunker Favorite Simpsons characters: Sherri & Terri Favorite Sitcom: The Patty Duke Show Favorite part of a football game: the coin toss. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! posted by Harvey at 7:24:24 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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