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Et Cetera: Weekends should really be longer. Round up including Microsoft news, more lawsuits, a new Google enterprise, and more. By Ken "Caesar" Fisher. |
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100 reasons abstinence is doomed. Guideposts For Teens, a pro-abstinence org, has posted a list of 100 things for teens to do instead of savagely shagging one another. It is a very, very lame list.
6. Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield... (if a body meet a body comin' through the rye)
9. Pray together. (Jesus Jesus Jesus, don't stop)
10. Do a crossword puzzle... (What's a four-letter word for -- oh, nevermind)
21. Watch your favorite Disney movie... (Dude, this is totally one of my major turn-ons)
34. Color eggs -- even if it isn't Easter... (yes, that's right, encourage them to fetishize the reproductive cells of chickens)
100. Wash your parent's cars. (Ohhhhh, soapy t-shirts)
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Table Hockey documentary premiere today at 1PM in Canada. My friend Thor's documentary -- TABLE HOCKEY (the movie) -- about the passions of 'international men of table hockey', is airing across Canada on CTV, at 1:00 PM local time today. (Check local listings) These guys are good, really good. They even have a school.
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If IKEA was a video game. Treating spousally mandated IKEA visits as a video-game seems like a pretty good coping strategy, especially when you've got a walk-through to crib from. This is a screamingly funny piece from The Morning News.
You start this world armed only with a UNIVERSAL FURNITURE-ASSEMBLY ALLEN WRENCH. This is the weakest weapon in IKEA: You will have to hit a person 16 times with it to kill them. So your primary goal in this level is to find more lethal means of dispatching your enemies.
As you enter the SHOWROOM, perform a rolling dodge to the left. Grab a free PAPER TAPE MEASURE and a handful of IKEA EMBLAZONED GOLF PENCILS from the kiosk near the entryway. The PENCILS serve quite well as ranged weapons, but it will take some time to master their use. Before venturing further in the world, stand at the kiosk and practice hurling GOLF PENCILS at patrons as they enter the SHOWROOM. Remember: Hitting the eyes does triple damage.
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Simplicity Not Standard for New Gadgets (AP). AP - Not only are the latest high-tech gadgets packed with more features than ever, they're also harder than ever to figure out. |
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France Joins U.S., Britain Against Song Swappers (Reuters). Reuters - Add the French to the war on
Internet song swappers. |
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Gabriel and Eno Start Digital Music Artist Union |
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SecurityFocus Vulnerabilities
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Vulnerabilities: EA Black Box Need For Speed Hot Pursuit 2 Game Client Remote Buffer Overflow Vulnerability. Electronic Arts Black Box Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2 is a game distributed by Electronic Arts and maintained/developed by Electronic Arts Black Box. It includes feature... |