Friday, September 23, 2005


Gone with the Wind

As Hurricane Rita continues barrelling relentlessly toward Houston, Port Arthur and Beaumont, I can't help thinking that with all our technological know-how, there must be some way to spare the residents of the Gulf Coast and divert it west to the presidential retreat at Crawford. So much the better if he happens to be there at the time. That way we could clear Bush along with clearing brush.

Or as Tom Waits said at a benefit concert in New York, "I wish New Orleans was dry and Washington was underwater."


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