Friday, November 11, 2005

It ain't over till it's Dover Residents of Dover, Pennsylvania, had better take heed, because as we all know, Pat Robertson has a direct pipeline to God.  Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting "intelligent design" and warned them Thursday not to be surprised if disaster struck. "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club." I don't know what kind of natural disaster Dover is habitually prone to, unless it's a repeat of the Johnstown flood.   As far as I'm concerned, the biggest disaster for the Keystone State remains its junior senator. Meanwhile, in another part of Pennsylvania, Tobyhanna, Bush closed his Veterans Day speech  with the following lengthy plea to the almighty: May God bless our veterans, may God bless our troops in harm's way, and may God continue to bless the United States of America. With the exception, of course, of the city of Dover.  12:03:43 PM    comment []