Wednesday, December 06, 2006 | |
The Year of Living Dangerously Forget about the civil war in Iraq or the unfortunate demise of James Kim today in the snows of western Oregon. For true daredevil behavior, consider that for over a decade, I've not only been ordering cebollitas (little green onions) with my tacos at Baja Fresh, but have also added large portions of bagged spinach to my salad. For my next death-defying stunt, I plan to order a strawberry smoothie at Jamba Juice. If that doesn't kill me, I'll go to a New York restaurant and ask for something cooked in trans fats, risking a beating by a crazed mob of anti-cholesterol zealots. 2:53:09 PM comment [] |
The Trans Fat Study Report New York has just become the first city in the USA to ban trans fats in restaurants. Since everything Bush touches turns to shit, why don't we fire him as commander-in-chief of the War on Terror and put him in charge of the War on Cholesterol? That's something he should be able to handle. He can declare french fries and onion rings to be members of the Axis of Evil and take it from there. 2:52:07 PM comment [] |