Saturday, December 30, 2006

Dead Presidents' Society

My postman has just informed me that there will be no postal service this Tuesday, January 2nd, in honor of Gerald Ford.

It turns out that whenever a president dies, it's a bank and postal holiday -- although this custom apparently doesn't apply to former presidents of Iraq.

I'd be willing to forego my postal service for an entire week if it would hasten Bush's departure from this Earthly vale of tears.

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