Wilson Ng started helping the family business since 9 years old. Since then, he had dreamt to be a successful entrepreneur, one who starts great businesses  ( he has started 7) from scratch with insight, guts and initiative. He keeps his focus on growing the business by creating value-- not on politics, or wasteful distractions. He brings the same focus to community service, teaching, life and family.

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  Thursday, November 11, 2004


More Business Laughs ( on Jokes)

I like jokes, and believes humor is an essential part in successful business conversations.   Thus, I am making sure that while this is a business blog, we don't forget the fun part.  I am posting some of the most recent business jokes I got, but at the risk of turning my blog into a humor corner, I am posting only some in the main page.  For more jokes, click on My Favorite Jokes.

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First, here's a joke that is actually food for thought.

The pig complained to the cow saying, " I know you give milk, leather, and beef, but I give pork, pigskin, and even my bristles are used for brushes. Why are you loved so much more?"

" Maybe, " the cow said sweetly, " its because I give while I'm still alive."

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Now that you've made it to the top, what's the best thing about it?" Asked the VP.

After a thoughtpul pause, the new CEO replied, " These days, when I bore people, they think its their fault, not mine. "

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The manager has been fussy all the day, and he turned furiously on his hapless secretary, and snarled. " where the hell's my pen?"

"why, behind your ear, Mr. Peters, " she stammered.

"Golddamit Blenda, you know how busy I am, " he howled back. " Which ear?"

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A company received a large order from a customer, and wrote a letter, " Sir, we are sorry we cannot fill your order until full payment is made on the last one. "

Next day they got a reply, " WE are sorry to cancel the new order. WE cannot wait that long ... "

 

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