Friday, December 29, 2006

Britney's beaver shot That's it, all of one of four taken outside a club in L.A. Sad, waiting for a woman to climb out of her car so you can get a snapshot of her exposed crotch is what they mean by a protestant sort of work ethic where a job like that would pay. Then again, she is wearing what appear to be a pair of nice clean pink panties, unlike this little photo-shopped slut below, so all this talk Britney exposing her hot young coochie to public examination is typical So-cal or rather lo-cal bombast and exaggeration. However, her thighs are very creamy and inviting in spite of the large athletic scar on her left knee. See, Britney was marketed as a nubile jailbait sex object to old men mid-way in her carreer on the sound observation that a mature pederasty is the final stage of male sexual development and nothing in her more recent antics have changed all that much. The old men still want to protect her from all those fumbling school boys who can't give her what she really needs, their hard-won sexpertise. Note: The events in question occured at exactly the time that Viagara was being introduced by Bob Dole.  Coincidence? I think not. 12:45:59 PM    comment

Hanging Saddam Be sure and attach securely to your telescreens this week-end, because event rich environments like this one only come around once a year, if not once in a millinarium. We're fairly blue with anticipation, around here. Shoot! Bobby Knight might break Dean Smith's record, the Bears might break Brett Farve's face, Dick Clark might...I swear, I can't wait. Einstien postulated that there wasn't anything faster than the speed of light, which he and others scientists agree, is the fastest thing in the universe, but I want to tell you that where I come from, just plain stupid will beat light around the block everytime. Whizbang in there, babies. 8:48:49 AM    comment