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 Saturday, July 13, 2002
Overheard Today.


  1. And your crybaby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?
  2. Do I look like a people person?
  3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
  5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  7. You...! Off my planet!
  8. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
  9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
  10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  11. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
  12. Allow me to introduce my selves.
  13. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  14. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  15. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil!
  16. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
  17. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
  18. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
  19. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
  20. Stress is when you wake up screaming & realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
  21. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
  22. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
  23. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  24. Chaos, panic, & disorder--my work here is done.
  25. How do I set a laser printer to "stun"?
  26. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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