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Saturday, December 23, 2006
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The world according to The Onion: 1) Thousands More Dead in Continuing Iraq Victory
2) Al Gore Caught Warming Globe tto Increase Box Office Profits
3) Kevin Federline, Wife Divorce
4) Ken Lay's Children Inherit 4,000 Pensions
5) Israel Bombs Anti-Semitism Out Of Lebanon
6) Karl Rove Accused Of Throwing Midterm Elections
7) NASA Launches Probe To Inform Pluto Of Demotion
8) Osama Bin Laden Takes Credit For Crocodile Hunter's Death
9) Generous Vice President Cheney Gives Hard-Working Media Field Day
10) Coretta Scott King's Wiretap Ends
(Via The Uncredible Hallq.)
8:27:00 PM 
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I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people." -- Attorney General John Ashcroft
4:42:06 PM
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