Soon after I started driving I made a statement like "I'll never have 20 million things on my keychain. Just a ring, and keys."

Well, soon afterwards the high school basketball team did really well (as well as the team had done in memory - including the memory of the coach, who also coached teams Way Back When.). I got a keyring with my name and the record of the team inscribed on it.

Fast Forward: Christmas, 2003. I and (what would become QSA Toolworks) were working with Atimi. For a little Christmas present they sent several pens out to team members, and I got a pen that you put on your keychain.

Early 2005: Added a 256MB flash drive

September 19, 2005: Added a penlight type flashlight to my keychain.

Total device count: 4
Total key count: 4

[Avast!] Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day, and I've found the perfect keyboard

Rrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Ye scurvy lads and lasses who are itch'n for morrrrrre, check what land lubber Dave Barry says, or yas walk the plank!