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Friday, March 7, 2003 |
Why God Would Never Received Tenure at an Univesity
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1. He had only a major publication.
- 2. It was in Hebrew.
- 3. It had no references.
- 4. It wasn't published in a reference journal.
- 5. Some doubt he wrote it himself.
- 6. He may have created the world, but what has he done since?
- 7. The scientific community can't replicate his results.
- 8. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the
subjects.
- 9. He rarely came to class and just told students, "Read the Book."
- 10. Some say he had his son teach the class.
- 11. He expelled his first two students.
- 12. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop.
- 13. Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed.
7:47:58 PM Google It!
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In realtion to a previous post about orgasms... In case you are still confused, here it is in the simplest terms...
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World of Ends by Doc Searls and
David Weinberger What the Internet Is and
How to Stop Mistaking It
for Something Else. The Nutshell
1. The Internet isn't complicated
2. The Internet isn't a thing. It's an agreement.
3. The Internet is stupid.
4. Adding value to the Internet lowers its value.
5. All the Internet's value grows on its edges.
6. Money moves to the suburbs.
7. The end of the world? Nah, the world of ends.
8. The Internet?s three virtues:
a. No one owns it
b. Everyone can use it
c. Anyone can improve it
9. If the Internet is so simple, why have so many been so boneheaded about it?
10. Some mistakes we can stop making already
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© Copyleft 2005 Alfredo Octavio.
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