Tuesday, March 11, 2003

11:37:31 PM   An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for two years, and now half the country is looking for  work."

11:44:52 AM   "Tonight we're having a good time," (Neil) Young said. "But we're going to kill a lot of people next week. Let's not forget about that ... We're making a huge mistake." - The Clash, Police Join Rock Hall of Fame  // Glad to see Mr. Young get in some anti-war sentiment and let's not forget Elvis Costello & the Attractions and AC/DC.