Do you ever just feel like the whole world is going to hell? We've got Bush preparing to nuke the terrorists (1), soon I'll be paying a $21/GB MP3 tax (2), tuition is going up 100% in 5 years (3), my girlfriend is getting nude massages from a "professional" while I'm out of the country (4), my sister will be earning more money than I do this summer (5), and I'm stuck here for another seven weeks (6).
4 I'm told it's very therapeutic.
5 She'll be working at a fishing lodge up north for salary plus $800/week in tips from rich Americans.
6 May 1st - March 12 is 7 weeks, one day.
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