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  Sunday, February 09, 2003

NOTE: This post, while funny, is not for the faint of heart.

When one has issues in the vaginal and vulva area, one discovers all sorts of interesting tid bits of information whilst doing research. My number one reference source, The V Book, has two entertaining side bars listing euphemisms for female genitalia:

Names women give their genitalia:

  • "Toidy"
  • "Toot"
  • "My Privates"
  • "My Bottom" (I think this one is too easily confused with the rear end)
  • "The Poogy" (Good grief!)
  • "Nether Regions"
  • "Downtown"
  • "Down Under"
  • "Weenus" (Gads - I can't believe this one...)
  • "My Pootney"
  • "Miss Muffet"
  • "Snuffy"
  • "Snoochy"

Shakespeare's Euphemisms:

  • Maidenhead (Twelfth Night)
  • The Netherlands (Comedy of Errors); Niek should get a kick out of this one!
  • Glass of Her Virginity (referencing the hymen; Pericles)
  • Virgin-Knot (referencing the hymen; The Tempest)
  • Tail (Taming of the Shrew)
  • Treasure (Cymbeline)
  • Sweet bottom grass (Venus and Adonis); My favorite of this group!

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