What was all that about?

What was all what?

All that stuff about soap. You know, that piece you wrote about coconut soap. What was that about?

It was about a bar of coconut soap. What do you mean?

Come on. I read this stuff a lot, ok? But what's up with coconut soap. Like, why do I care about a bar of coconut soap?

Still life.

What?

Like, why do do I care about some apples and some flowers on a table in a darkly lit room?

What!?

You asked the question.