If You're Desperate And You Know It, Send The Twins[The Iraq War Song]
[Sung to the tune of 'If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands']
If you cannot get recruits, send the twins. High school parents are a drama, send the twins.
If insurgents are looking frisky, Syria is testing scuds, North Korea is too risky, send the twins!
If we have no allies with us, send the twins. If we think that Amnesty International has dissed us, send the twins. So to hell with calls for peace Let's look tough for posterity Follow your own lead, Mr. Bush, and send the twins.
If you believe your own bs, send the twins. If oil is really worth it, send the twins. If they've got people that hate us, and that's good enough for you, The Downing Street Memo, is not true? Send the twins!
If you never were elected, send the twins. Your poll numbers have gone down, send the twins. If you think your mission's just, c'mon now, WTF? Send the twins!
If your corporate fraud is growing, send the twins. If your ties to it are showing, send the twins. If your politics are sleazy, and hiding ain't that easy, And your manhood's getting queasy, send the twins!
What's good for the goose is good for the gander, send the twins. For our might knows not our borders, send the twins. Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not love this season, Even if we have no reason, send the twins!
If you cannot get recruits, send the twins.
