I'm
appalled that anyone would dare question President Bush's statements
about the imminent collapse of Social Security or our triumphant
success in Iraq. Blue state crybabies don't seem to understand that
Americans trust the president to do what he wants, because what he
wants is the right thing. It's obvious that if you criticize Bush,
you're against the truth.
All of Bush's past predictions have
proved true, including his prediction about WMD in Iraq. Remember, just
because you can't see them, doesn't mean they aren't there. Many
Americans believe in angels, which are also invisible, except when they
appear in TV shows.
Just listen to Sean Hannity and Rush
Limbaugh - they'll give you the unvarnished truth. Fox News is also an
unbiased source of the truth. It even says so on their Web site, which
proves that modern technology stands for what's right.
And
you can be sure that when President Bush decides to invade France, or
slay dragons, or woo the fair Dulcinea, whatever reasons he gives for
doing so will be true, even when they change repeatedly. If something
is true and honorable, then it's also right.
Honorable people
only support the truth, and President Bush is an honorable man. I don't
know how anything could be clearer than that.