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Thursday, May 02, 2002

Dream 5/1/02

I dreamt last night of going to an alternative theatrical presentation of the works of Mark Twain, down at what started out to be Marshall, Missouri and ended up being Drury College, in Springfield. Jans and I did help stack sand bags for a fire station in Marshall, which became an impromptu fly fishing workshop. The college had the most amazing printed flyers, generated by their print shop. I went back to see the print shop, and the director of the library, who was in charge of the print shop, thought I was trying to hire away his prize employee. I saw the speech beforehand, but missed the performance itself. People talked about how amazing it was - the performance was ongoing, and focused on character sketches of various Mark Twain creations in everyday settings, so one could simply walk in and catch snapshots of it without losing the narrative flow.

Coinciding was an animation festival, which included cartoon and live-based animation, with special effects. Howard, of Kaldi's coffee, had an entry about a man trying to fend of a giant mosquito that was keeping him up at night. One of the entries was a live action puppet show, with an interaction between a large, golden painted, crudely made beetle and a quarter that kept up a barrage of insults and challenges, underneath a glass dome, . To hear it, you had to stand right next to it, which I let the rest of the crowd know when they were trying to figure out why they couldn't hear since I was the only one nearby.  


10:05:48 AM    comment []

With this night owl schedule, every night listening to NPR after midnight, I fear I may wake up one morning with the voice of a BBC World News Announcer. I HOPE I may wake up one morning with the voice of a BBC World News Announcer, subconsiously replacing my own voice patterns. I think I'd spend all my time going through drive thrus, asking the clerk to please "supersize" my double quarter pounder with cheese extra value meal.

I farted liquid this afternoon. Standing in the middle of a coffee shop. I didn't notice until I felt liquid dripping down my leg. Incontinence is probably not as bad, once you know you're incontinent. There are solutions. I hadn't eaten anything strange, or exercised on a full stomach. Even my poop when I got home was normal. For the next few weeks, I will live in utter fear of my farts.


1:59:46 AM    comment []


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