Hey! I'm an ISFJ.

In blogging, your journal will always be immaculate and have a touch of style. You may also feel overwhelmed because you want to be a part of everything going on. Because of your wonderful memory, other bloggers may come to you to ask about things you posted months before.

I realize that the same desire that causes people to take personality tests is the same force that makes people seek out the fortune in fortune cookies, the inner desire to know one's self.

Personally, I'm just waiting for one to tell me I'm a flippin' psycho path and I shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the candy store.

9:53:07 PM   

9:39:10 PM   

Iraq shows off Apache crew. The Pentagon confirms that two men paraded on Iraqi TV are the crew of a missing helicopter gunship. [BBC News | Front Page | UK Edition]

Ok! That headline just sounds...um....ga...hom...alter...BAD! I can see it now...

Saddam:"Thith ith our new Apashe crew. Bruth ith wearing thith darling green jumpsuit that brings out the color in hith eyeth."

Or...

Saddam:"When they said Apache I thought we were getting the indian from the Village people."

You figure out what the joke is.

9:31:18 PM   

The Sound of Things to Come: "Norris is demonstrating something called HyperSonic Sound (HSS). The aluminum plate is connected to a CD player and an odd amplifier -- actually, a very odd and very new amplifier -- that directs sound much as a laser beam directs light. Over the past few years, mainly in secret, he has shown the device to more than 300 major companies, and it has slackened a lot of jaws. In December, the editors of Popular Science magazine bestowed upon HSS its grand prize for new inventions of 2002, choosing it over the ferociously hyped Segway scooter. It is no exaggeration to say that HSS represents the first revolution in acoustics since the loudspeaker was invented 78 years ago -- and perhaps only the second since pilgrims used 'whispering tubes' to convey their dour messages." [From the Desktop of Dane Carlson]

This is, btw of note, Dane's first post in several weeks. Wait until the baby starts keeping HIM up at night. hahahhahahha. Then he'll be posting ALOT more!

9:23:51 PM   

Rare, Remote Chimps Found
Chimpanzees in a remote Central African rainforest may have had little or no contact with humans until recently, said a report in the April 2003 issue of the International Journal of Primatology.

The so-called naïve chimpanzees were discovered in Goualougo Triangle in the northern Democratic Republic of Congo. The 100-square-mile rainforest area is a 34-mile hike through dense forests and swampland from the nearest village. [Discovery Channel Daily News]

Hmmm. Now we know what blondes evolved from. Or have they?

9:20:45 PM   

Microsoft Pulls Ad Found Misleading. Microsoft has yanked an ad implying its major software packages would render computer hackers as extinct as saber tooth tigers and the dodo bird. By The Associated Press. [New York Times: Technology]

You know somewhere some 12 year old kid just decided to hack a MS server after reading that article.

8:48:41 PM