Jon Udell:

I was shocked to discover a nest of pirates yesterday, operating brazenly right here in my hometown. ... I watched in amazement as people left the building carrying armloads of these content assets, which they "borrow" without paying a nickel to the copyright holders.

It's ok, Jon. I called the Keene PD and the FBI. Apparently these pirates keep pretty good records, so the Feds said it should be easy to track down all the "borrowers".