Gift wrapped clues
At NetworkFusion, Mark Gibbs wants to give clues for Christmas. Among those who "couldn't catch a clue if they smeared their bodies with clue musk and did the clue mating dance in a field full of horny clues at the height of clue mating season" are:
The US Government (of course): specifically the Critical Infrastructure Protection Board for not protecting anything.
RIAA for the "total implausibility of its trying to stamp out technology to solve its business problems."
Microsoft "for foisting ridiculous architectures on us (.Net and building TCP/IP into the core of Windows XP - just 'cause you can doesn't mean you should, Bill)"
There are a few clues I'd like to see some people get, too:
Trent Lott - it's not about whether he's racist any more, it's about whether he can be the effective leader Republicans need. He can't.
Jesse Jackson - doesn't matter
Al Gore - actually, he opened his clue early and said he won't run in 2004
Babs, Meathead, Moore, Penn, Sheen and other Celebricrats - any clue will do
Do you have any clues? To give, that is.