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  Ruminations of a rare and endangered critter, the Florida Native

Not to know what has transacted in former times is to continue always a child. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

daily link  Thursday, December 19, 2002

Gift wrapped clues

At NetworkFusion, Mark Gibbs wants to give clues for Christmas.  Among those who "couldn't catch a clue if they smeared their bodies with clue musk and did the clue mating dance in a field full of horny clues at the height of clue mating season" are:

The US Government (of course): specifically the Critical Infrastructure Protection Board for not protecting anything.

RIAA for the "total implausibility of its trying to stamp out technology to solve its business problems."

Microsoft "for foisting ridiculous architectures on us (.Net and building TCP/IP into the core of Windows XP - just 'cause you can doesn't mean you should, Bill)"

There are a few clues I'd like to see some people get, too:

Trent Lott - it's not about whether he's racist any more, it's about whether he can be the effective leader Republicans need.  He can't.

Jesse Jackson - doesn't matter

Al Gore - actually, he opened his clue early and said he won't run in 2004

Babs, Meathead, Moore, Penn, Sheen and other Celebricrats - any clue will do

Do you have any clues?  To give, that is.

 
sez Doug Murray 8:16:36 AM  Link sez you []


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