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	8/10/2005

Source of Mr. Sun's humor uncovered

After spending only 2 minutes on the English-version website of Pravda it is clear that this is must be the source of Mr. Sun's humor:

Penis size is stamped on men's shoes »»

"Specialists conducted an extensive (emphasis added) research among men in many countries including Russia. It turned out that there was a connection between the size of men's shoes and the length of penis. There is a very simple mathematical formula, which regulates the shoes-penis dependence: H=(L+5)/2. L stands for the foot length in centimeters, whereas H designates the sought length of manhood. "

(OK, now how many of you scrambled for the conversion factor 2.54 cm / inch? This might go a long way to explaining the fascination some women seem to have for shoes. Hint to single men: Step up in shoe size for your next trip to the N-Club.)

Other Pravda stories:

Olympic athletes compete in eroticism (warning: nudity displayed in this story)

American family starves 8-year-old boy adopted in Russia to death »»

Russian oligarch does not mind his beautiful wife starring in softcore porn film »»

African man offers Bill Clinton 20 cows and 40 goats to be able to wed his daughter Chelsea »»

Now that he finally has one, Lenin must be rolling over in his grave.

9:15:14 PM

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Great Week for an Oil Change

If you are a Blogsboro member and you or your friends drive a Toyota or Honda product you had better get your butts over to Leonard Imports for an oil change. Otherwise, how can we tell if local blog advertising works.

disclaimer - Yes, I am a minor stakeholder in AltMedia101 who is running the ad to the right here.

8:36:22 PM

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Four-star Army General Gets Boot

Story 1

The four-star Army general relieved of command this week is alleged to have had an extramarital affair with a female civilian who does not work for the military or the federal government, the general's attorney said Wednesday...Byrnes had been commander since November 2002...Among the command's responsibilities is to oversee Army recruiting and initial recruit training."

Story 2

"Army poised to miss 2005 recruiting goal"

We could believe the cover about this general being cited for having an affair while his divorce was pending. Or, we could imgine there is more to the story...But, probably not this much more.

8:20:38 PM

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