PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER
"I don't care where you're going young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
MONA LISA'S MOTHER
"After all the money we spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you've got?"
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER
"If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times, 'don't sit on the wall.' But would you listen to me? Noooo!"
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER
"Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card in there, take your hand out and prove it!"
CUSTER'S MOTHER
"Now, remember what I told you—don't go biting off more than you can chew!"
BATMAN'S MOTHER
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?"
GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER
"I've got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this?"
LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER
"Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there are going to be a lot more spiders around here!"
JONAH'S MOTHER
"That's a nice story, but where have you really been for the last three days."
SUPERMAN'S MOTHER
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in those phone booths?"
Snitched from Ian's Messy Desk
