SundayMirror: "Tony Blair is expected to join one of the most exclusive groups of businessmen in the world after he leaves Downing Street.
The PM is being lined up for a highly lucrative position with the Carlyle Group - an American-based investment giant with strong links to the White House and the defence industry."
That would explain why Bliar is so keen on his war. More about the Carlyle Group.
5:38:20 PM
Borowitz: "At a conference being held this week in Oslo, Norway, over one thousand of the world's leading scientists have concluded that neither the theory of evolution nor the theory of intelligent design adequately explain President George W. Bush."
This Borowitz can tell a good witz.
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