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  Tuesday, July 22, 2003


JUST FOR FUN 3

 

Ah, the group C question is up:

 

“In 200 words or less, name your least favorite species of monkey and explain why you dislike that monkey.”

 

I’m a staunch individualist, and consider it morally wrong to judge an entire species by the acts of a single monkey.

 

But I hate every damn gorilla on the face of the earth.

 

I once went to the zoo with a fine lady with whom I had not yet been “intimate”. All was going well until we hit the monkey house. While standing in front of the gorilla cage, one of the females waved her hairy red ass in the male’s face, which offer he naturally accepted.

 

For all of ten seconds.

 

Normally not a big deal, I suppose, except that, since my best scoring-line is “how about some hot monkey love?”, his exhibition of Frenchman-like staying power pretty much put the old (FLUSH)*gurgle* on my romantic prospects.

 

I will not forgive. I will not forget. Gorillas must die.

 


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I'm sensing a little frustration at Frank's place.

Back in my Navy days, I was trained in the polite and courteous use of the English language, so I'm not sure what some of those Anglo-Saxony-sounding words mean, but I still found President Frank's State of the Union Clarification Address entertaining.

 

 


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WHAT ABOUT THE WOMEN?

 

Right Wing got clipped because there were no women in his America's Greatest list and he explains how much he doesn't care.

 

Personally, I think he's right to not be concerned. After all, women have been kept barefoot & pregnant for most of American history, so of course the "greatest" lists are going to be single sex.

 

As my beloved wife pointed out to me, women have only had the chance to be great in the political arena since they got the franchise in 1920, and in the business world since the 70’s. Men have been playing in the Greatness big leagues since the dawn of time.

 

As far as American history is concerned, men have about a 150-year head start in shaping events, so their dominance in the survey is to be expected.

 

It's the same reason New York City has produced more great baseball players than Liberal, Kansas. It's just statistics, and it shouldn't be taken personally.

 

By the way, my beloved wife also suggested that having some famous quotes attributed to you could be a good litmus test for greatness, and went on to note that, except for a few gems from Mary Kay Ash, she couldn’t quote a single female off the top of her head.

 


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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

 

Frank drops a little something in Earth First!'s tip jar.
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CUSTOMER FROM HELL

David over at Sketches of Strain just had the customer from hell.

I recognized her. She was just in the bank a little earlier.

If you work with people, take a peek & see if you recognize her, too.

 


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