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Wednesday, May 05, 2004
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CRAP!
Falling way behind on e-mails & such, plus some items to mess with
for the move. And tomorrow is Quality Guy Time Night with blogless
brother.
I'm not feeling overwhelmed...
[tipping back whiskey bottle]
posted by Harvey at 11:44:25 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
If laughing makes you live longer, you would make me live forever.
posted by Harvey at 11:42:11 PM permalink HOME
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HAPPY DAY!
Beloved Wife went out to a Cinco de Mayo party tonight, and she got carded.
She's 36, so she's positively giddy about that.
posted by Harvey at 10:47:41 PM permalink HOME
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IMPROVING KERRY'S SITE
(A PRECISION GUIDED HUMOR ASSIGNMENT)
When I saw John Kerry's "I wanna be your president" web site,
my first thought was that there was some sort of hiccup in Google,
because, judging by the pictures, I'd been misdirected to some sort of Herman Munster fan page. But upon closer inspection, I decided it probably was Kerry. After that, I noticed how dull and drab it was. Definitely needed some spicing up. Here are some suggestions.
Get a comic strip - in order to boost traffic, an entertaining daily
feature would be helpful. Chris Muir does a great strip called "Day by Day".
Perhaps he could do one called "Flip by Flop", wherein he could
chronicle Kerry's zany adventures as he attempts to nuance his way out
of the corners he's constantly talking his way into.
He could sell some John Kerry action figures. (via Larry of Extreme Psychosis)
Some pictures of the Mekong Delta so he doesn't get confused next time he goes to Louisiana.
A prominent link to Democratic Underground, since he gets most of his material there anyway.
Images to help people visualize what his mandatory national service program would look like.
A fun quiz might be nice.
A list of his favorite things like:
Favorite Batman villain: Two Face
Favorite Chewing Gum: Doublemint
Favorite Star Trek Episode: Mirror, Mirror
Favorite Circus Freak: Chang & Eng Bunker
Favorite Simpsons characters: Sherri & Terri
Favorite Sitcom: The Patty Duke Show
Favorite part of a football game: the coin toss.
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
posted by Harvey at 7:24:24 PM permalink HOME
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IT'S NOT QUITE FINISHED YET, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE HOME
It's called Bad Example.
I've got a new MuNu blog, with a new name, which, thanks to a LOT of tireless effort from the Bartender (who did the major site design), and Pam of Pamibe
who busted her pretty little tushie whipping me up some gorgeous title
banners (they rotate randomly, so refresh a couple times).
I'm not moving yet. Bartender's doing some final tweaking. But do me a
favor - click over there, look around a little bit & see if
everything looks ok in whatever browser you're using. If not, please
say something. The Bartender can get it fixed, but only if he knows
about it.
posted by Harvey at 7:40:13 AM permalink HOME
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