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	Monday, July 21, 2003

JUST FOR FUN 2 I'm still waiting for my turn to come around on Frank's contest, so I thought I'd take a whack at the group B question to pass the time: In 200 words or less, describe how bombing Paris will help Uganda's economy. All France has going for it is it's lush, fertile wine fields. The only problem is that French wine, while good, is also annoying and cowardly as a result of being too near the French. My theory is that, if you bomb Paris just right (perhaps enlisting those devilishly clever boys at MIT for technical assistance), you can create an explosion that will peel up the wine country in one huge carpet and have it KER-FLUMPF into place in Uganda. Without the French influence, the grapes will grow brave and tasty, catapulting Uganda into wine-soaked prosperity.    posted by Harvey at 9:29:54 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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