JUST FOR FUN 5
Group D's responses are up, and the Group E question has been posted:
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Everyone knows my solution to random ninja attacks. In 200 words or less, describe your own solution. Remember, while people hate getting randomly attacked by ninjas, they also hate high taxes, so try and keep your solutions cheap.
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The only thing more powerful than a ninja’s stealth attack is a Frenchman’s annoying cowardice. Since the French lost all their land to Uganda during the bombing of Paris, we might as well bring them here to protect us from Ninjas. I envision the following scenario:
Ninja: Soon I will randomly attack an innocent American…
Frenchman: Bonjour, monsieur Ninja.
Ninja: Gah! Don’t sneak up on me like that!
Frenchman: Pardon moi, but I sense that you are superior to me. Please accept my surrender.
Ninja: Uh, look buddy, I’m kinda busy randomly targeting Americans right now. Can you come back a little later, maybe?
Frenchman: Non! I am cowardly and must surrender immediately!
Ninja: No, seriously, I’ve got this evil plan to carry out, and… *sniff*… DAMN! Is that smell coming from you?
Frenchman: Oui! It is part of our national odor! I am most proud of it! But I would be even more proud to be your prisoner.
Ninja: No! Go away!
Frenchman: But I give up!
Ninja: Leave me alone!
Frenchman: At least call me a coward.
Ninja: SHUT!… UP!
Frenchman: I look most handsome in prisoner’s garb.
Ninja: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH**GAAK** (impales self on sword in despair).
posted by Harvey at 9:50:17 PM permalink HOME
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