JUST FOR FUN 3
Ah, the group C question is up:
“In 200 words or less, name your least favorite species of monkey and explain why you dislike that monkey.”
I’m a staunch individualist, and consider it morally wrong to judge an entire species by the acts of a single monkey.
But I hate every damn gorilla on the face of the earth.
I once went to the zoo with a fine lady with whom I had not yet been “intimate”. All was going well until we hit the monkey house. While standing in front of the gorilla cage, one of the females waved her hairy red ass in the male’s face, which offer he naturally accepted.
For all of ten seconds.
Normally not a big deal, I suppose, except that, since my best scoring-line is “how about some hot monkey love?”, his exhibition of Frenchman-like staying power pretty much put the old (FLUSH)*gurgle* on my romantic prospects.
I will not forgive. I will not forget. Gorillas must die.
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