ALLIANCE ASSIGNMENT - PRECISION GUIDED HUMOR
This week's question:
What would you say if you had the floor at a Jacques Chirac press conference?
As
a concerned world citizen who realizes that America shouldn't try to go
it alone, I want to discover the root causes of France's reluctance to
get involved in the Iraqi quagmire. What does America have to do to get
France's help?
Do we need to provide France with tanks that have three gears in reverse?
Do we need to spray all the local goats with skunk juice so that French
soldiers won't miss the smell of French whores while they're overseas?
Do we need to provide French soldiers with rifles to drop when they're surrendering to small Iraqi children?
Do we need to staff the interim government with badly-moustached
sadists so that the French will be more comfortable working with them?
Or do we just need to keep reminding you cowardly, annoying bastards to
shut the f*** up because we couldn't care less about what you think?
Oh, and by the way, in the spirit of international cooperation, I feel
compelled to add that your mother is a fat, filthy slut who blows dead
rats.
If you could give me a hard copy of your answers so I can wad it into a
ball and shove it up your ass, I'd greatly appreciate it.
Thank you for your time, Mr. Chirac.
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
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