2 BIRDS WITH ONE POST
Rising to my own challenge, I'm going to use my new vocabulary to make some taglines for the League of Liberals, in accordance with this week's Alliance Precision Guided Humor Assignment:
1) No intaxication for the working class
2) Hillary '04: Reintarnation for the masses
3) Home of the Bozone layer
4) Political foreployers welcome
5) Because higher taxes means less cashtration
6) Substituting giraffiti for reasoned argumentation
7) Unable to jump the conservative sarchasm
8) Follow our leadership, get the tax bill, get three jobs to pay
it, inoculatte to keep up your strengh. Who says we don't have a plan
for America?
9) No hipatitus here
10) Making osteopornosis a presidential candidate requirement since 1991
11) Crashing & burning in the great Karmageddon
12) Turning the American way of life into a decafalon, one stupid law at a time
13) Stroking your homeland defense glibido without blood for oil
14) Victims of the dopeler effect
15) Spouting an arachnoleptic fit of America-hatred
16) Hear our platform, get the caterpallor
17) Where ignoranuses gather to blather
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
posted by Harvey at 5:02:41 PM permalink HOME
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