Waffle Batter
I'm getting proficient at breakfast after all these years of kids stumbling semi-conscious to the table just after 6:00 a.m. But this morning, Monday rose up in all its vengeance, and before it was over, I had burned all the bacon and thrown my waffle batter off the counter, into the middle of floor. Butter, vanilla, 3 eggs, and and a cup and a quarter of milk, all beaten pretty well--but not yet filled with the dry ingredients--inching along the floorboards as I served up Rice Chex instead.
It could have been worse, I suppose.
But then there were lunch items (as in sack lunches for the kids) not at hand, a small financial matter that managed to eek its way into my consciousness, and of course the various and sundry maladies that daily plague the life of teenagers, maladies most acute when stumbling out of bed. Oh, the list could go on, and at one point, my daughter asked me, "What?" after hearing me mutter "amazing" under my breath. I said, "Just the way a morning can completely align itself against you."
Of course, it's not the morning's fault, but the animation of a kitchen--as it wreaks havoc with a peace of mind just received as a matter of prayer and intention--makes one think there has to be an active malevolance at work. How else do utensils suddenly declare themselves on strike, or worse, take on traits of slightly mischievous gremlins?
Enough complaining, on to the real stuff...
7:51:37 AM