Groucho Marx. "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music." [Quotes of the Day]
Abraham Lincoln. "Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." [Quotes of the Day]
F. M. Hubbard. "Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people." [Quotes of the Day]
Solomon Short. "The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky" [Quotes of the Day]