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Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Retro Hugos Awarded The Retro Hugo Awards for best science fiction works in 1954 were presented Sept. 3 at the 62nd World Science Fiction Convention, Noreascon 4, in Boston, organizers announced. [Sci Fi Wire] 4:34:42 PM  Permalink  comment []

Current Editorials: Cheney: Vote for Kerry and Terrorists Will Attack Vice President *!*! Cheney claims a vote for Kerry will be the impetus for another major terrorist attack on the United States... Vice President Cheney yesterday told supporters, "It's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on Nov. 2, we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice then the danger is that we'll get hit again and we'll be hit in a way... [morons.org headlines] The more you think of this, the more outrageous it gets. First, does Cheney mean that since 9/11 happened during Dubya's watch, that that was a result of the 2000 election? Second, does he mean that if Kerry is elected and there is an attack, that it's the American voters' fault? Finally, is he saying that if he's reelected there won't be a terrorist attack? And if there is, then does that mean Dubya was the wrong choice? If Cheney doesn't find a way to duck out of it, the vice-presidential debate should be lots of fun! 3:55:07 PM  Permalink  comment []

Genesis Crash Sign of Things to Come Under Kerry The Genesis spacecraft crashed in the desert this morning after its parachute failed to open. Dick Cheney explained that the dangerous failure was likely due to those voters who are even thinking about voting for Kerry. Cheney also made reference to the r [electablog] 2:28:04 PM  Permalink  comment []

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over' This atricle was funny when the Onion originally ran it in January 2001. But the hyperlinks how how remarkably prescient it was. The Onion did a better telling us what this Adminstration would do than any pundit has. It is somewhat horrifying toseen satire actually become real. Only in America. [A Man with a Ph.D. - Richard Gayle's Weblog] 1:39:39 PM  Permalink  comment []

Shake a lance Large penises in Shakespeare and other classics. 1:27:02 PM  Permalink  comment []

Touchy Bush refused to answer questions from reporters. He simply stared at a reporter who asked if he agreed with Vice President Dick Cheney's assertion that if Democrat John Kerry is elected, "the danger is that we'll get hit again" by... [Campaign Extra!] If Bush is afraid to talk to the press, how can we trust him not to be afraid to take on the terrorists? It's looking like he's too afraid of Kerry to take on in a debate. Not only is he a flip-flopper, he's a coward. 1:18:44 PM  Permalink  comment []

Bush Covers U2 This is well done: President Bush sings U2's "Sunday Bloody Sunday." For those interested in doing their own digital remix with Bush's voice, check out the George W. Bush Public Domain Audio Archive.... [Taegan Goddard's Political Wire] 12:42:01 PM  Permalink  comment []

That's Why We Drink It Here In Hheaven there is no beer. 11:07:24 AM  Permalink  comment []

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