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Wednesday 24 January 2007
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Week 508 revisited
As I quoted
here:
... take a word from the dictionary, add, change or
delete a single letter, and redefine the word.
These ones are original, sad to say:
- congross
- 144 legislators, i.e., the average conscious population of the capitol building.
- funique
- each time you say "very unique" or "the most unique", God kills a pedant. Funique is almost always what you should have meant to say.
- fighteousness
- the evil side of religion, that leads the weak-minded to want to kill infidels
- sparadigm
- libertarian plan for dealing with the homeless: let 'em beg
- fleeways
- the roads that let a million people escape LA every weekend
- insturgent
- a very large, feisty fish
- caviat
- the warnings we get about the insturgents;
or, their embryos (another two-fer!)
- wherpetology
- the study of lost pets, especially snakes, especially when discovered emerging from a bathroom porcelain facility
Ok, now, that's enough! Make it stop!
11:54:01 PM
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2007
Doug Landauer
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