GIGO: words unreadable aloud
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  Wednesday 24 January 2007
Week 508 revisited

As I quoted here:

... take a word from the dictionary, add, change or delete a single letter, and redefine the word.

These ones are original, sad to say:

congross
144 legislators, i.e., the average conscious population of the capitol building.
funique
each time you say "very unique" or "the most unique", God kills a pedant. Funique is almost always what you should have meant to say.
fighteousness
the evil side of religion, that leads the weak-minded to want to kill infidels
sparadigm
libertarian plan for dealing with the homeless: let 'em beg
fleeways
the roads that let a million people escape LA every weekend
insturgent
a very large, feisty fish
caviat
the warnings we get about the insturgents; or, their embryos (another two-fer!)
wherpetology
the study of lost pets, especially snakes, especially when discovered emerging from a bathroom porcelain facility

Ok, now, that's enough! Make it stop!
11:54:01 PM   comment/     



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