davidkin hollywood

Tuesday, June 11, 2002

I'm too sexy for my shoe

I'm pleased to report that I am now officially in style. Notice the black leather shoe with light accents. Très chic. Hyper-cool. Everybody's wearing these now. However, I haven't seen this exact model on anyone else's foot. I am über-trendy that way. Now I just need amber Ray-Bans, and I'll be ready for the cover of Details.
Now me, look — I didn't get this job just by being myself...
uh-uh
I went out and bought some brand new shoes, now I walk like someone else, hey!

— Van Halen, 5150

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