Our fearless leader, President Bush,
with his wife at his side, consults the one hundred foot tall image of his father:
"But listen Poppy! I'll still get Saddam! I sweaaar!! I just gotta placate some dumb ol' Republicans, that's all. Mr Big says we can just cancel another ammendment or jail a few rag heads and they'll let us do anything." (Photo and story idea from The New York Times.)