07 May 2003

Ali G.jpg  Ali G nails former US Secretary of State James Baker:

The young man was asking a skeptical and increasingly impatient Mr. Baker whether it was wise for Iraq and Iran to have such similar names.

YOUNG MAN: Isn't there a real danger that someone give a message over the radio to one of them fighter pilots, saying, `Bomb Ira——' and the geezer doesn't heard it properly and bombs Iran instead of Iraq?

MR. BAKER: No danger.

YOUNG MAN: How does you make countries do stuff you want?

MR. BAKER: Well, the way you deal with countries on foreign policy issues . . . is you deal with carrots and sticks.

YOUNG MAN: But what country is gonna want carrots, even if it's like a million tons of carrots that you're giving over there——

Maureen O'Dowd is amused and has more here.


10:45:56 PM  #   your two cents []
It's a blog, blog, blog, blog world. From Dave Winer at Scripting.com: AOL weblogs?.

From a trusted correspondent, talking with a contact who works at the Netscape part of AOL/Time Warner. "He said they had decided that weblogs are the next killer app, and that most of the work at the Mountain View office was going into building a weblog component for AOL. He also mentioned that about 400 people are working on that software. This is in constrast to about 20 who are working on Mozilla."

Comments. Well that means that Microsoft can't be far behind. [Scripting News]


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Says the Guardian's onlineblog.com: "Baghdad blogger - safe and well?. It appears the Baghdad blogger Raed is OK, and blogging via a go-between (thanks to eagle-eyed Jane Perrone on the GU weblog for the tip-off) ."
7:48:48 PM  #   your two cents []
  ANC's Walter Sisulu dies. Anti-apartheid movement veteran dies aged 90. [Guardian Unlimited]
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False Open Source Representative Calls for EU Software Patents. "A false or misled 'open source representative' has signed an industry resolution calling for the EU to allow software patenting, which has been sent to members of the European Parliament. Copies of the resolution are here and here . The European Legal Affairs Committee holds a plenary vote on software patenting this Wednesday, and may have been influenced by the false representation." [kuro5hin.org]
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"Matrix" nostalgia. Four years ago, geeks embraced the SF thriller because it promised them that reality could be hacked. Then came the tech-economy crash. [Salon.com]
9:35:58 AM  #   your two cents []
Dave Winer tips his hat to TCD student Diego Doval: "Diego Doval's review of blogging API's, and the discussion that followed is an absolute must-read for developers working on either side of the interfaces. There really hasn't been enough analysis of the APIs until this piece. He did a really good job. I've posted further comments here." [Scripting News]
9:35:14 AM  #   your two cents []
From Doc Searls: Roast spam. "If you're fed up with annoying telemarketers and other spammers, you might enjoy How to Make a Telemarketer Cry (or, Suing Bozos for Fun & Profit), by attorney Mark Eckenwiler. Or just treat them to a little of Jim Florentine's Terrorizing Telemarketers." [The Doc Searls Weblog]
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DoCoMo Is Back, Leading Japan's Cellphone Market. NTT DoCoMo, led by Keiji Tachikawa, is finally beginning to recover from staggering losses.  [New York Times: Technology]
9:29:53 AM  #   your two cents []
Miguel de Cervantes. "Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse." [Quotes of the Day]
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