US takes out debt-consolidation loan - "My fellow Americans, we have just taken the first step toward regaining control of our finances," said President Bush at a press conference. "Thanks to a joint arrangement between the Treasury Department, the Federal Reserve, and E-Z Debt Services of Baltimore, we are finally on our way to freedom from debt." The Onion
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Pledging Allegiance - the court could've recognized that robotic recitations are meaningless to most children - "Alas, in ruling the pledge unconstitutional, the court focused only on 'under God,' ensuring that the ensuing public dialogue would have all the dignity and intellectual depth of a goose stampede." Washington Post article
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