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Thursday, March 24, 2005



He Shoots, He Scores?

Man, this is one weird story. From News of the Weird:

Six years ago, during a brief affair in Chicago, Dr. Sharon Irons manually inseminated herself with sperm from Dr. Richard O. Phillips, following oral sex. The result was a daughter, now aged 5, for whom Phillips has reluctantly been paying $800 a month to support while his lawsuit against Irons for deception travels through Illinois courts. A trial judge had dismissed all of his claims, but in February, the Illinois Appeals Court granted a partial reversal, ordering a trial on whether she inflicted "emotional distress" by a legally "outrageous" act. However, the court dismissed Phillips' claim that Irons had "stolen" his sperm, stating that "it was a gift, an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee" and that, without a specific agreement to return it, it was hers to do with as she pleased. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette-AP, 2-24-05]

Am I the only one trying to imagine their goodbyes that night?  "Bye, Sharon, I had a really nice time!" "Me foo! Mye, Miffarve!"

Dr. Dick Fillups will presumably think twice about this semenly innocent act in the future, and possibly start administering oral exams after they blow over. He will also be sure to look gift whores in the mouth from now on.

 BTW, pay the child support, Doc. The kid didn't ask to be born, but she's here now and she's yours. Don't punish her for the mother's malice and your stupidity.   I'm sure you'll steer well clear of any blow jobs in the future, so whether or not a chick swallows or spits won't matter, huh?

UPDATE:   What happened between Dr. Richard O. Phillips and Dr. Sharon Irons six years ago is a "he said-she said" story.   Irons said Thursday in a telephone interview that she and Phillips had intercourse several times during their brief affair.    Not only did Phillips know she was still married during their affair, she said, he also knew she was pregnant with his child. He even watched her do several pregnancy tests, she said.

The complete story from both sides in this Associated Press article!



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12:46:15 AM    



FEEDING TUBE!

There's a new Get Your War On up now.

"How long will it take 'em to start wearing macaroni-elbow "feeding tubes" around their necks like crucifixes?"


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