Sunday, December 28, 2003

The fact that I still get such a high search ranking for the "peeing outside" term makes me think I should have a FAQ associated with that blog entry, top ten tips, something to prevent someone from accidently sticking his wet weeny against a frozen metal pole, or peeing into the wind, or peeing on a buddy, or making sure your hands are warm, or waiting for shrinkage reduction (associated with warm hand tip) before letting loose. I guess it would mostly be a FAQ about peeing outside in cold weather. Not worthy of Jack London, but an important rite of passage for outdoor enthusiasts. Just writing about this makes me think of the time I went running, not really taking into account the windchill in my choice of attire. I ended up taking the socks off my freezing hands in hope of saving my member from what I was sure was frostbite, I guess figuring that my genetic line, at least, would have a better chance of surviving if I lacked hands. It's almost painful thinking about it. If Jans is the survivor of several of the most bizarre traumatic events, I am the master of a thousand banal almost-tragedies - the really, really bad infected splinted that could have, without treatment, caused blood poisoning and my eventual demise, versus a spear stuck in the head. 1:29:33 AM